Monday, June 30, 2008

Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week,
you need some
silliness to break up the day. If we are honest, we
have a lot more
stressful days than not.

Here is your dose of humor...

Follow the instructions to find your new name.
And don't go all adult - a senior manager is now
known far and wide as
Dorky Gizzardsniffer!

The following is excerpted from a children's book,
Captain Underpants
And the Perilous Plot Professor Poopypants, by Dave
Pilkey, in which the
evil Professor forces everyone to assume new


1. Use the third letter of your first name to
determine your New first

a = snickle
b = doombah
c = goober
d = cheesey
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = dumbo
h = farcus
i = dorky
j = doofus
k = funky
l = boobie
m = sleezy
n = sloopy
o = fluffy
p = stinky
q = slimy
r = dorfus
s = snooty
t = tootsie
u = dipsy
v = sneezy
w = liver
x = skippy
y = dinky
z = zippy

2. Use the second letter of your last name to
determine the first half
of your new last name:

a = dippin
b = feather
c = batty
d = burger
e = chicken
f = barffy
g = lizard
h = waffle
i = farkle
j = monkey
k = flippin
l = fricken
m = bubble
n = rhino
o = potty
p = hamster
q = buckle
r = gizzard
s = lickin
t = snickle
u = chuckle
v = pickle
w = hubble
x = dingle
y = gorilla
z = girdle

3. Use the third letter of your last name to
determine the second half
of your new last name:
a = butt
b = boob
c = face
d = nose
e = hump
f = breath
g = pants
h = shorts
i = lips
j = honker
k = head
l = tush
m = chunks
n = dunkin
o = brains
p = biscuits
q = toes
r = doodle
s = fanny
t = sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = frack
w = squirt
x = humperdinck
y = hiney
z = juice

Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is:
Fluffy Chucklefanny.

And remember that children laugh an average of 146
times a day; adults
laugh an average of 4 times a day. Put more
laughter in your day.
Have fun!
from Sloopy Dippindoodle
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