Thursday, April 12, 2012

Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road?

Kindergarten teacher: to get to the other side

Plato: For the greater good of man

Aristotle: Its the nature of chickens to cross the road

Captain James T. Kirk: To boldly go where no chicken has gone before!

Martin Luther King: I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads
without having their motives called into question.

Richard Nixon: The chicken did not cross the road..I repeat..the chicken did not cross the road.

Saddam Hussein: This is an unprovoked attack of rebellion and we were quite justified in dropping
50 tons of nerve gas on it.

Osama Bin Laden: That chicken knew nothing of its mission, only that it would be a martyr.

Buddha: Asking this question denies your own chicken nature.

Freud: The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying
sexual insecurity.

Charles Darwin: Chickens, over great periods of time, have been naturally selected in such a way that
they are now genetically disposed to cross the road.

Ralph Waldo Emerson: The chicken didn't cross the road, it transcended it.

L.A.P.D.: Give us 5 minutes with the chicken and we'll find out.

Dr. Seuss: Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes! The chicken cross the road,
but why it crossed, I've not been told!

Grandpa: In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Someone told us that the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough for us.

Colonel Sanders: I missed one?

Hope you enjoyed this!