Monday, June 30, 2008



Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week,
you need some
silliness to break up the day. If we are honest, we
have a lot more
stressful days than not.

Here is your dose of humor...

Follow the instructions to find your new name.
And don't go all adult - a senior manager is now
known far and wide as
Dorky Gizzardsniffer!

The following is excerpted from a children's book,
Captain Underpants
And the Perilous Plot Professor Poopypants, by Dave
Pilkey, in which the
evil Professor forces everyone to assume new
names...

So:-

1. Use the third letter of your first name to
determine your New first
name:

a = snickle
b = doombah
c = goober
d = cheesey
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = dumbo
h = farcus
i = dorky
j = doofus
k = funky
l = boobie
m = sleezy
n = sloopy
o = fluffy
p = stinky
q = slimy
r = dorfus
s = snooty
t = tootsie
u = dipsy
v = sneezy
w = liver
x = skippy
y = dinky
z = zippy

2. Use the second letter of your last name to
determine the first half
of your new last name:

a = dippin
b = feather
c = batty
d = burger
e = chicken
f = barffy
g = lizard
h = waffle
i = farkle
j = monkey
k = flippin
l = fricken
m = bubble
n = rhino
o = potty
p = hamster
q = buckle
r = gizzard
s = lickin
t = snickle
u = chuckle
v = pickle
w = hubble
x = dingle
y = gorilla
z = girdle

3. Use the third letter of your last name to
determine the second half
of your new last name:
a = butt
b = boob
c = face
d = nose
e = hump
f = breath
g = pants
h = shorts
i = lips
j = honker
k = head
l = tush
m = chunks
n = dunkin
o = brains
p = biscuits
q = toes
r = doodle
s = fanny
t = sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = frack
w = squirt
x = humperdinck
y = hiney
z = juice

Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is:
Fluffy Chucklefanny.

And remember that children laugh an average of 146
times a day; adults
laugh an average of 4 times a day. Put more
laughter in your day.
Have fun!
from Sloopy Dippindoodle

7 comments:

  1. Well, here goes. . . .

    I'm Dorfus Chicken Tush!

    Cora

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  2. Thanks for the laugh!

    I'm Sloopy Dippinsprinkles

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  3. How fun! I guess I should change the name on my blog to Sloopy Dippindunkin. ;-_

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  4. I'm Dipsy Gizzardbutt! So nice to meet you!

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  5. Hi, Dorfus, Sloopy, Sloopy and Dipsy!

    Sloopy must be a popular name, huh?

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  6. Oh Dani,
    I remember that book, so cute!

    Another Sloopy too here:
    I am Sloopy Chicken Sprinkles!

    I guess no one will want me around for my mess it sounds like, :-)

    smiles, cyndi

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  7. Hi, I'm toostie batty face!! So fun! Have a wonderful holiday weekend! blessings, Kathleen

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